August 2011
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that's never been seen before.
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
LMAOOO that koala is like FUCK YEAHHH BITCH WE GOIN SWIMMIN!
When the earthquake was happening...
People on the east coast were like:
People on the west coast were like:
The awkward moment when you start singing a song in front of your parents, but then realize how inappropriate it is
That awkward moment when you're trying just a little too hard to impress someone
When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like oh shit wait, I'm coming!
That moment when you raise your hand in class to answer your teacher's question but she called someone instead and then you realized your answer was wrong
“Good thing she didn’t call me”
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Blake Griffin.
When your friend does something you clearly said was a bad idea
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of like a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
I feel bad for everyone that isn’t dating me.
when you hear the word "sex"
when your parents say it
when your friends say it
when the teacher say it
when someone HOT says it
When you're trying to type out the lyrics of a song while listening to it
ACCURATE. to the CORE.
Shit gets to tumblr fast as hell
Im like wasnt this just on TV ?
How I run:
GYM:
When someone is giving away free food:
That awkward moment when your friend is getting in trouble from their parents
and you’re just sitting there like,
LMFAO Jay-Z was all amped like "YEAH GIRL! I NUTTED IN YOU!"
That awkward moment when the weirdest girl of your school gets a boyfriend, and you're still forever alone.
The moment that I break/tear something that is mine
When you accidentally make something rhyme.....
"I'm gonna get six locks on my door. And then when I leave, I'll only lock every other one. That way, when someone tries to pick all the locks, they'll always be locking three of them."
How other teens dance:
how you and your friends dance:
