May 2012
“He may not wreck your set when we want him to, but he will always drop kick that ass on time”
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Kid Fury
(via yeezysdisciple)
“J Cole has some of the most die hard fans and they are all different kinds; black, white, hispanic, asian, indian, …….drake.”
—Kid Fury (via z-i-g-g-y)
“‘Rihanna does not look like she fights fair. She might have, like, a vial of battery acid in her back pocket; she’s most likely going to have a blade under her tongue. You just need to be prepared for anything.”
—Kid Fury. (via randumcharacter)
When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class.. →
goo.gl
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund...
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
Notes on A Scandal: ( ._.) →
notesonascandal.tumblr.com
I’m gonna need Cracked to hire some Black people as editors. Like…tomorrow. Forget the holiday. This is just…sad.
The 5 Worst Attempts to Start a Catchphrase in Rap History
This is a weird entry that people will surely have problems with.
Jay-Z…
Reblogging for that shade .gif only.
geekscoutcookies replied to your post: The last time I went to the GYN that was basically…
“Please. She’s a gym teacher. She’s to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine.”
—Alex Dunphy. Modern Family. (via bembridgescholars)
- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
