“He may not wreck your set when we want him to, but he will always drop kick that ass on time” —
“J Cole has some of the most die hard fans and they are all different kinds; black, white, hispanic, asian, indian, …….drake.” —Kid Fury (via z-i-g-g-y)
“‘Rihanna does not look like she fights fair. She might have, like, a vial of battery acid in her back pocket; she’s most likely going to have a blade under her tongue. You just need to be prepared for anything.” —Kid Fury. (via randumcharacter)
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund...
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
Reblogging for that shade .gif only.
geekscoutcookies replied to your post: The last time I went to the GYN that was basically…
“Please. She’s a gym teacher. She’s to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine.” —Alex Dunphy. Modern Family. (via bembridgescholars)
- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.